Meteoroid Hatred Shower

Ahhh, the third month of the year has dawned. The smell of spring is in the air (here where got spring, summer lah), which augurs the arrival of new life forms. Hehe. How auspicious.

Nevertheless, I decided to start off this month with a hate post. Yup, your eyes are not deceiving you.It's a hate post. So, if you think that it's not the way how you wanted it to be then don't read. Because it's a HATE POST.

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Let me refresh your well-hidden memories of the yester-years. About some years ago, when you and I were still in Primary 6, there's this drama which sent EVERYONE into a hysterical stupor. It was the talk of almost every girl in town (cities and even kampungs too!). Teenage girls especially, were all swept off their feet by these characters in the drama. Even a small picture of these characters were sufficient to engage them into a he-is-my-Ah-Si-not-yours or Lei-is-my-baby-not-yours-catfight.

Still haven't got the hang of it?

Presenting:

Tada! Meteor Garden!

When I first heard of it, I was curious. Curious because even my Dad and my then twenty something year old auntie Shirley also knew of it (Ok, so I'm wrong about how it only attracted mou chi xiu nui @ innocent young girls, haha). The radio stations too, were busy promoting this drama (no thanks for doing so) by constantly airing the main sound track of Meteor Garden, Meteor Rain or Liu Xing Yu, which was sung by F4.

And that's how I came to know those sissy-looking men whose hair length could match a girl's.

I didn't bother to watch the drama because the plot was super-duper childish and outrageous (my auntie told me the storyline; that's how I knew lah). San-Chai's parents were so dumb and that F4 gang knew nothing about acting besides continuing to suo shuai (meaning lan yau ying) by tossing their hair around (haha). San-chai proclaimed that she would never fall for Dao Ming-si, yet ended up going to Barcelona with him in the sequel and almost gotten married. Is she stupid or what? *scratches head* And oh, not forgetting that Hua Lei (played by Vic Zhou, Chai Chai)something who always lan emo wtf, and Vanness Wu's signature mop hair with middle parting (when I say mop hair, it means that his hair style can compete with the mop's, haha *evil laughter*)

Vanness Wu back then with the mop hair and middle parting. He looked much better now with a short, man-looking hair style ^^

Anyway, despite my intense hatred for Meteor Garden, it was a hit with the rest of the Asian girls especially in Japan. The F4 gang managed to capture the Sakura girls with their long hairs and bad acting, sending these guys into huge stardoms in the Land of the Rising Sun (which reminds me of Dong Bang's Rising Sun <3). style="font-style: italic;">Hana Yori Dango, few years after the extreme Meteor Garden high fever disease had subdue slightly.

Noooooooooooo!!!!! Not again??!!!!!

The problem with Hana Yori Dango this time around was that the guys who acted as the Japanese version of F4 were extremely FUGLY in my opinion, especially the leading guy (Jun Inamoto or something wtf)*Shit, I feel like I need to vomit ady*

BUT...I think the girl who acted as the Japanese San-Chai, Inoue Mao (the character's name is Matsumoto Tsukushi) was quite pretty. (Not that Da S @ Barbie Hsu was ugly though).

Due to the immense success of Meteor Garden in the whole of Asia (and some other highly Asian populated places), KBS of South Korea also wanted to join in the pack.

And therefore, we have Kgotboda Nam-ja (꽃보다 남자) or Boys Over Flowers.

KBS was airing it about a couple hours ago and since I was fixing my placard for the Econo-mania Club (haha, tidak kulupa untuk promote club ini ya...wtf) on the dining table. Caught a few glimpse of it and well, I can't comment much except the songs from it were pretty good (they even have this song from SS501 called I'm Your Man *muka wtf* but of course, nothing beats those of my Dong Bang's boys <3). style="font-style: italic;">Geum Jan-di (Korean version of San-Chai) was gang-bullied by this bunch of lousy keh-leh-fehs. I find it pretty illogical because...

THAT DAMM SCHOOL GOT NO DISCIPLINE TEACHERS-KAH?


THE TEACHERS ALL SEI SAI ONE AR?

So many people gathering together in SCHOOL, bullying one girl, taunting her and aiming tomatoes at her and yet, no teachers knew about it. Like wtf.

WHERE GOT SUCH THINGS ONE?

If it ever happened here, I'm sure all these kids kena masuk pusat pemulihan lor. *Muka wtf*

Another controversial issue would be the curly hair hairstyle on the...boys. BOYS. BOYS. Damm it, why can't the hairstylist just leave the girls with curly hair? LEAVE THE BOYS ALONE!!!! *No wonder all of a sudden the Korean guys are curly-ing their hair* *Smacks forehead*

By the way, when I saw Koo Hye-sun's nose (she acted as Geum Jan-di lah) I kept having the idea that she went under the knife and the silicon in her nose kept protruding *gasps* so much for the nose job...

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*Breathes a sigh of relief*

Done with the venting \\(^^)// *muka buang confetti*

Haha, it feels so great to release all these accumulated hatred over the years. Should do it more often ^^